dumbest men EVER
1 09 2007Nothing sends me into the throes of FrustrationVille faster than lousy football announcers on the telly. Especially when I’m upstairs and far away from the radio (I like to watch the telly and listen to the guys at 1300 am).
The gems I’ve heard so far this evening?
“That’s the key to Arkansas State’s defense — they know how to tackle”. Hellooooooo??? A defense that knows how to tackle? What a concept.
“Finally, we see Charles making some progress on the field” (following a 14-yard gain by Jamal Charles — on the Horns’ SECOND POSSESSION OF THE GAME. Yeah. He finally ran).
Please tell me these guys aren’t planning to procreate.
It was the most dull, dim, dunce of a game I’ve sat through in ages. Can’t believe how sloppy we are starting. Argh.
My favorite is the “Keys” to winning the game. EVERY game they say, “What the Horns need to do is capitalize on the (other team’s) weaknesses.” Really? Thanks, you stupid tool.