Needed: yet more recycling bins

Thanks to the Monkman, I now know that cfl bulbs (those handy-dandy save-the-earth last forever dudes) contain MERCURY. Holy shit. Why don’t the packages tell you about the mercury bit? And tell you not to throw them away in regular garbage? Possibly they do tell you, but if so it sure [...]

Graphic Art

About six weeks ago I drove past the Triangle at Lamar and Guadalupe, site of much construction. Cruising along the east side, morning sun just starting to rise over the buildings, I looked over and saw it. A Ginormous enis-Pay, painted on the side of a parking garage. Complete with huevos.
I [...]

Sleepy afternoon…

… last Monday.

Whoops — woke the boys up…

… but not for long.

Later, in another part of the house–

Can you say “Passive Aggressive”?

An envelope was returned to my mailbox — with a request to add another 34 cents in postage. To the not-oversized, right-at-an-ounce envelope. So I did. Heh heh.

dumbest men EVER

Nothing sends me into the throes of FrustrationVille faster than lousy football announcers on the telly. Especially when I’m upstairs and far away from the radio (I like to watch the telly and listen to the guys at 1300 am).
The gems I’ve heard so far this evening?
“That’s the key to Arkansas State’s defense — [...]