need more hours
15 12 2006What if you had a button that truly could stop time? Not permanently, not for any nefarious purpose, just to catch up on everything that needs doing. Like sleep, and laundry, and shaving your legs.
First thing I would do? Sleep, uninterrupted and guilt-free sleep– for hours. (I would say ‘all day’ but time is stopped sooo…). Then I’d catch up on on my BlogBuds. Groom the dogs. Reorganize the pantry. Build a website. Go play with the BFF (because she would be exempt from the time thing. Also SaucyMomma, but given that she’s growing a baby, she’d just sleep the whole time).
We would have to go mess with a few people, because who could resist all those mannequins? Nothing big, just some lipstick here, a flower behind the ear there, possibly a couple of Sharpie mustaches, and a temporary tattoo on the biggest FT I know, proclaiming his love for all things fuchsia. Heh heh.
You mean we’ve all forgotten to tell you about the Big Red Easy Button!?!??!
I would suggest that we just take a big old nap together, a time management sort of thing since we are sleep deprived and child growing, but that would start all kinds of silly rumors!