Rot Rox Answers

In defense of my Rot Rox, I present the following Haiku:

I ask, “are you male”
Rot declines to answer me
Situation Pat.

A different approach-
“The red square at your groin is…?”
Now Rot is angry.

On to another:
“Do you drink red wine my friend?”
Perplexing answer.

Suspicions take root
Is my Rot in denial?
Concerns are growing.

Henceforth emerges
the lack of Rot tolerance
for inane questions.

So my final word
on why I talk to my Rot?
He/She makes me laugh.