Missed Opportunities

Sadly, I lost the chance to buy this on e-bay:

Yes, I missed out on a Congressman Mark Foley action figure, all six inches of it. Rot Rox needs a friend, and Mr. Foley would have been perfect. Just imagine their conversation:

Action Figure Foley: How’s my favorite young stud doing?
Rot Rox: You should ask someone else about it.
AFF: You need a massage.
RR: So, you are talking about me?
AFF: Yeah, I’d love to watch those great legs running.
RR: Have you mentioned that how is your favorite young stud?
AFF: Did you spank it this weekend yourself?
RR: I think not.
AFF: Very nice.
RR: Very cool.

Yes, a perfect match– a missed opportunity. Sigh.

Disclosure in the interest of truth-in-blogging: The above conversation is not the intellectual property of the blogger person. These are actual statements from Congressman Foley and Rot Rox.