Vinny Buddy — I hear you!
25 06 2006Last January I blogged about the extreme difficulty I had cancelling my mom’s AOL account.
Now there’s a recording wandering the ‘net, during which Vincent attempts to cancel HIS account with AOL. My blood pressure spiked while listening to it; this is the same b.s. that Victoria piled on me in January.
AOL doesn’t seem to have much to say for itself. Of course they have nothing to worry about, as the vast majority of their subscribers will NEVER MANAGE TO CANCEL THE FRIGGIN’ SERVICE!!! While googling a moment ago, I hit this consumer affairs site, which has some pretty incredible stories from people trying to cancel accounts. Check out the mother trying to cancel her autistic son’s account — bless her heart. I feel so sorry for these people.
AOL, you suck green donkey dicks. (Whew — I feel better now!).
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Dude- AOL actually offered me a job at one point. Let’s go over the slack jawed highlights…
1. I’ve never seen so many obese people in one place. They required special chairs.
2. Many of those people NEVER talk to anyone face to face.
3. Brainwashing before each shift is mandatory. I’m talking yelling, high fives, group hugs- the only thing missing was Kool-aid.
4. I kept waiting for the guys from Mr Show to run in with goats and say “Tofutitti Break!”
Needless to say I got the hello outta there, pronto.