I am the mom…

… of two teenagers. Baby Girl came downstairs to birthday cake and presents, and the party commenced. Ever since we’ve been scrubbing through the house, getting ready for further festivities tonight– although we are going to have to disappoint all the kids (including the ones over 35) who love the annual illegal fireworks [...]

best girl 2

So, Baby Girl just came in and said, “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”.
Jeez, I love that child.

best girlfriend

So, Baby Girl turns thirteen on Saturday. She’s so damn cute it hurts to look at her, and she has the heart of an angel. I always tell her that I wish I’d had her as a friend growing up– she is supportive, caring, diplomatic, and a fierce advocate for anyone she loves. [...]

burp

Holy moly, the food just won’t quit. From being at the in-laws for a feast on the 23rd, we segued right into our Christmas Eve tamale feast, and next day the Roast Beast. It is more than just a bit overwhelming. Some of our people couldn’t show up this year, so maybe [...]

Bumble Love

It’s time for a Bumble Fan Club. I’m going to work on the t-shirt design and secret handshake next week.
The other day I had to come up with a few poetic thoughts on Bumbles. First, a Bumble haiku was born:
I love my Bumble
He shines upon the people
With bosoms galore.
Then the following ditty, [...]